http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnOczvV5Arc
Wait, there's going to be a real movie for a fake Grindhouse trailer?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_(film)
Cast from Wikipedia wrote:Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez, a renegade and dangerous former Mexican Federale and labor worker who gets hired for a job to assassinate a corrupt senator, but is later betrayed and goes out for revenge against his former boss.
Cheech Marin as Padre Benito del Toro, Machete's "holy" brother; a former Federale-turned-Catholic priest that helps him.
Lindsay Lohan as April Benz, Benz's daughter, a socialite with a penchant for guns.[4]
Robert De Niro as Senator McLaughlin, the corrupt Senator.[4]
Jessica Alba as Sartana, a U.S. immigration customs enforcement agent who is tracking Machete down.
Don Johnson as Lt. Stillman, Sartana's superior.
Rose McGowan as Cherry Darling, who will appear in the fake trailer at the beginning of the movie.
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz, a saucy taco slinger and Machete's friend.
Steven Seagal as Torrez, a druglord.[5]
Jeff Fahey as Michael Benz, the businessman who hires Machete for the assassination.[6]
Elise Avellan and Electra Avellan as The Sexy Nurses at the hospital where Machete is treated.[7]
Cheryl Chin as Torrez Henchwoman, a cold blooded killer and Torrez's right hand woman sent to look for Machete.[8]
Tom Savini as Deputy Tolo.[9]
Daryl Sabara as Julio.
Carlos Gallardo
Tito Larriva
Alicia Rachel Marek as June Benz, socialite wife of Benz and April's mother.[8]