Weird furniture assembly instructions

[George]

This is from a bookshelf I just bought from Target.

All you need is a phillips screwdriver and a hammer. (Or whatever tools are required.)

[Martin]

This is from a bookshelf I just bought from Target.

All you need is a phillips screwdriver and a hammer. (Or whatever tools are required.)

This follows from A is A.

[bob]

This is from a bookshelf I just bought from Target.

All you need is a phillips screwdriver and a hammer. (Or whatever tools are required.)

Clearly, the issue is that you don't have the tools that are required. You need to go get yourself a philscrew hamdriver. If you get a Craftsman, then you can break it and still take it back.