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useless FB memes!

Postby Jonathan » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:04 am

My cousin posted this and I didn't want to sully my FB status with it, but I do think it is amusing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jonathan
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
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Re: useless FB memes!

Postby Jonathan » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:12 am

I'm not bothering to wait for people to post theirs.

A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun


the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"


A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!


person who has an EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENIS
and can have sex with multiple girls at the same time.
woww, i wish i was just like vincent, isnt that right les?


(n.) An anal rapist

(v.) The act of getting raped in the ass, from either a person or something like a test
n. Ex: "I met a guy named Chuck last night, and he wanted to have anal sex with me!"

v. Ex: "Man, I totally got Chucked on that test!"


Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator
I had a talk with Bob last night.


1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.
"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."


A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.


A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.
Guy: wanna see it?
Girl: sure
Guy: ok here
Girl: HOLY CRAP its a george


peijen isn't defined yet.


I really could not say which is the most hilarious.
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Re: useless FB memes!

Postby Jonathan » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:15 am

The martin definition is the best one about penises.
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Re: useless FB memes!

Postby Jonathan » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:19 am

However, I think chuck wins this one by a nose.
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Re: useless FB memes!

Postby Jason » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:56 pm

Mines kind of boring, but at least I'm not a Chuck. 8)
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Re: useless FB memes!

Postby quantus » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:21 pm

Bumping the thread since Chuck got Chucked by a Vincent ... and I somehow missed this the first time around.

Joe
The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
"You think your in love?"
"Ya I caught Joe"

6) joe who
joe mamma. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

12) Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.
This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.


Pearce
The Best
Girl: "It was the best thing ever!!!"
Guy: "Woah! Second best! Don't forget Pearce
Have you clicked today? Check status, then: People, Jobs or Roads
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