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Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:40 am
by Jonathan
The Onion wrote:“Yeah, take that moon! Let’s see how much you like it when we orbit you for a change!”

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:15 pm
by Jonathan
“It’s an insult that this president doesn’t trust American law enforcement to undermine his political rivals.”
https://www.theonion.com/trump-publicly ... 1838786719

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 6:54 pm
by Jonathan
http://amultiverse.com/comic/2019/10/18 ... herfucker/

Sometimes, there's a joke, well, it's the joke for this time and place.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:13 pm
by Jonathan
Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:19 am
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.
Like Like Like
This is so true. Hiding behind the first amendment and allowing loudmouths and bullies to prevail is extremely bad for society. We already have an allowance for religion to do this which isn't great.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:11 am
by Jonathan
Youtube comments wrote:Glorious Starter Potato
Rare

Stats
This is a starter potato. Let it into your homes and let it live its dreams

Damage: Mental
Gnarly Awesomeness: Very much so
Potato-ness: Most likely a potato
Bart's Beeswax: Present

Found in rainy biomes
No tugging

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:55 am
by Jonathan
This is the classiest comment section I have ever experienced. Everyone should treat themselves to a Fig Newton and crisp pat on the back.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:14 pm
by Jonathan
co-worker, to someone else wrote:Saw you're [promoted] now – congratudolences!

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:15 pm
by Jonathan

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:38 pm
by Jonathan
my friend Mark wrote:Well, I have Prepared Myself for my new life as a shut-in with a run to Best Buy. Monitor upgrade, webcam acquisition, and a gaming headset called "HyperX Cloud Stinger" because fuck clouds I guess?

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:46 pm
by Jonathan
It’s just the latest example that the portrayals of the president as a clown only end up insulting actual clowns, who probably don’t deserve the abuse.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 10:05 pm
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:46 pm
It’s just the latest example that the portrayals of the president as a clown only end up insulting actual clowns, who probably don’t deserve the abuse.
Dear Clowns,
Please give this President some lessons on being Presidential. It can't hurt at this point and I give up.
Sincerely,
Common Sense

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 9:10 pm
by Jonathan
https://ogn.theonion.com/good-news-fina ... 1843563767
Good News, ‘Final Fantasy’ Fans: Looks Like They Made A Bunch Of Those Things

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 5:23 pm
by Jonathan
Youtube comments wrote:When life gives you Lenins, you make leninade.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:00 pm
by Jonathan
Yeah, 2020 has used absolutely zero lube so far.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:47 pm
by Jonathan
So in order to survive a meteor impact, the dinosaurs moved underground. Clever.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:57 am
by Jonathan
Clickhole wrote:Lunch…such a special fucking time. Be sure to savor that food, motherfuckers, for lunch only comes but once a day. Fuckin’ savor it.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 2:11 am
by Jonathan
Clickhole wrote:Even though it feels like there’s no way this could be true, it’s somehow it’s time to feed yourself for the third fucking time today.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:28 am
by Jonathan
An old Soviet joke: “What doesn’t buzz and doesn’t fit in your ass? A Soviet machine for buzzing inside your ass.”
GPT3, make me a Trump joke using this prompt.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:16 am
by Jonathan