Re: daily awesome
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:40 am
The Onion wrote:“Yeah, take that moon! Let’s see how much you like it when we orbit you for a change!”
If you're still going ham and getting it, don't let up.
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The Onion wrote:“Yeah, take that moon! Let’s see how much you like it when we orbit you for a change!”
https://www.theonion.com/trump-publicly ... 1838786719“It’s an insult that this president doesn’t trust American law enforcement to undermine his political rivals.”
Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.
Like Like LikeJonathan wrote:Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.
Youtube comments wrote:Glorious Starter Potato
Rare
Stats
This is a starter potato. Let it into your homes and let it live its dreams
Damage: Mental
Gnarly Awesomeness: Very much so
Potato-ness: Most likely a potato
Bart's Beeswax: Present
Found in rainy biomes
No tugging
This is the classiest comment section I have ever experienced. Everyone should treat themselves to a Fig Newton and crisp pat on the back.
co-worker, to someone else wrote:Saw you're [promoted] now – congratudolences!
my friend Erik wrote:Saw a twitter meme, thought of you: https://twitter.com/Fujyno/status/1238155063283142656
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_VgE8b ... p=drivesdk
my friend Mark wrote:Well, I have Prepared Myself for my new life as a shut-in with a run to Best Buy. Monitor upgrade, webcam acquisition, and a gaming headset called "HyperX Cloud Stinger" because fuck clouds I guess?
It’s just the latest example that the portrayals of the president as a clown only end up insulting actual clowns, who probably don’t deserve the abuse.
Dear Clowns,
Good News, ‘Final Fantasy’ Fans: Looks Like They Made A Bunch Of Those Things
Youtube comments wrote:When life gives you Lenins, you make leninade.
Yeah, 2020 has used absolutely zero lube so far.
So in order to survive a meteor impact, the dinosaurs moved underground. Clever.
Clickhole wrote:Lunch…such a special fucking time. Be sure to savor that food, motherfuckers, for lunch only comes but once a day. Fuckin’ savor it.
Clickhole wrote:Even though it feels like there’s no way this could be true, it’s somehow it’s time to feed yourself for the third fucking time today.
GPT3, make me a Trump joke using this prompt.An old Soviet joke: “What doesn’t buzz and doesn’t fit in your ass? A Soviet machine for buzzing inside your ass.”