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Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:08 pm
by Jonathan
As always, we need to untoss the president's word salad to make sense of this.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:29 pm
by Jonathan
To be fair, no one likes the Danish.
Sincerely, a Swede.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:26 pm
by Jonathan
I showed him who's the dumbest real hard.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:19 pm
by Jonathan
having feelings is for LADY professions

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:57 pm
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
having feelings is for LADY professions
And this is why engineering UI's suck. We just don't feel the pain.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:59 am
by Jonathan
Engineer
Engineers are highly sought after and regularly earn six-figure salaries for performing work that, in all reality, you're not smart enough to do. While you may claim to be more interested in career fields requiring creativity and intuition, the fact is that you just don't have the abilities to be an engineer and you know it.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:04 pm
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
Engineer
Engineers are highly sought after and regularly earn six-figure salaries for performing work that, in all reality, you're not smart enough to do. While you may claim to be more interested in career fields requiring creativity and intuition, the fact is that you just don't have the abilities to be an engineer and you know it.
Amen, unless you're talking to women, or minorities, or any other particular class of people. This is ok to tell people in general though.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:49 am
by Jonathan
http://about.botnik.org/

Particularly this:
http://botnik.org/content/person.html

But just in general, yeah!

So, to recap: Twitter is stupid.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:13 am
by Jonathan
“I don’t have a frog in my pocket.” (Best small child preemptive denial I’ve ever heard.)

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:38 pm
by Jonathan
It's obviously a bad time for penises, a very bad time, so we're drinking a whisper of scotch.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:01 am
by Jonathan

Martin Luther King was like, “If you leave, this one image that children have of a black woman as an equal will just disappear from television.”

And she’s like, “Well, that’s a lot, that’s like a lot—that’s a lot on my shoulders. Can you chill?”

And he’s like, “No, I’m Martin Luther King. I have no chill.”

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:31 pm
by Jonathan
This song made the senate testify to Zuckerberg.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:56 pm
by Jonathan
Denzel Washington wrote: No. We’re not “living through a time right now.” It’s always been this way, from the beginning of time.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:38 pm
by Jonathan
"If the world ever leaves you feeling hopeless, remember that Star Trek was cancelled twice and deemed an utter failure; then rose from the ashes to become the flagship for all of science fiction, spawning six spin-offs, fourteen movies, and enough novels to keep the fires burning through the Long Night. Oh, and inspired new technology, popularized fan fiction, created slash, forged the foundation for modern fan culture, and pushed young people to the sciences. A show that was fucking cancelled. CANCELLED!

So. When it gets bad out there, just… be Star Trek."

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:16 pm
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
"If the world ever leaves you feeling hopeless, remember that Star Trek was cancelled twice and deemed an utter failure; then rose from the ashes to become the flagship for all of science fiction, spawning six spin-offs, fourteen movies, and enough novels to keep the fires burning through the Long Night. Oh, and inspired new technology, popularized fan fiction, created slash, forged the foundation for modern fan culture, and pushed young people to the sciences. A show that was fucking cancelled. CANCELLED!

So. When it gets bad out there, just… be Star Trek."
What do kids have now? Fantasy? (a la Marvel's MCU and spinoff series) Are we training a generation with a loose grip on reality?

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 4:28 pm
by Jonathan
The authors of an April paper on generating poems from photographic images conclude that—even when you activate two discriminative networks that train a recurrent neural network, and link them to a deep coupled visual-poetic embedding model consisting of a skip-thought model, a part-of-speech parser, and a convolutional neural network—writing poems is hard.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 2:01 pm
by Jonathan
On the subject of Donald Glover being cast as Lando:
Agent: "I don't like your odds"

Donald: "Never tell me the odds"
Donald Glover attended my high school!

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 8:27 pm
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:Donald Glover attended my high school!
And he gave you a wedgie?

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 10:07 pm
by Jonathan
He's three years younger and 5 inches shorter.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:09 pm
by Jonathan
"I'll believe corporations are people when the state of Texas executes one."

Quote:
"The death penalty is an appropriate punishment [for ZTE]," Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AK) says.