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There's a fantastic cultural thing in Portland. If you exercise it seems there is always a reward at the end of a beer. Every race, cycling event, or even if you get out of bed in the morning and you walk five feet—someone is going to give a beer to congratulate you for doing it! I've done races in Portland and at the end there's this big beer tent. I love it.

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Thursday, September 18, 2014
[8:01:16 PM] madaam.monkey37: soo you busy?
[8:01:30 PM] Jonathan Pearce: noo
[8:02:01 PM] madaam.monkey37: hi how are u? im boored.. just wanted to chat to someone
[8:02:20 PM] Jonathan Pearce: do i know you?
[8:02:52 PM] madaam.monkey37: Im doing awesome just came back from the gym,still wet...what clothes you wearing now
[8:03:28 PM] Jonathan Pearce: cats, mostly
[8:03:52 PM] madaam.monkey37: hmmm thats hot, Im only wearing a t-shirt

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Ballout represents an X-ray view, looking through package down to the balls.

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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus

Flying dicks are the proper remedy for a case of invidia.

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Alcohol.

Library.

ALCOHOL LIBRARY

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Scotch library? Or maybe that's just a section or wing? Is there an alcohol taxonomy?

A couple stabs at taxonomy:
http://www.alexreisner.com/misc/distilled-spirits
http://elementalmixology.blogspot.com/2 ... onomy.html
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C: like Darth Vader, but he's a snake

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me wrote:Let's enumerate the popes
Pope I
The dickhead pope
Uh
That one pope
John
Ringo
Mary Anne
Yahtzee!

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In its current incarnation, the Fast And Furious series essentially fulfills the promise of Sylvester Stallone’s Expendables movies, only without as much half-assed winking at itself. This is where action fans go to see what it would be like if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson fought Jason Statham, or to watch Michelle Rodriguez square off against Gina Carano, or to speculate about what it might look like if Vin Diesel and The Rock conducted a semi-clandestine sexual affair (that last one requires some extrapolation outside the text of the movies, though not that much).
Give the people what they want! Vin The Rock!

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Jonathan wrote:
In its current incarnation, the Fast And Furious series essentially fulfills the promise of Sylvester Stallone’s Expendables movies, only without as much half-assed winking at itself. This is where action fans go to see what it would be like if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson fought Jason Statham, or to watch Michelle Rodriguez square off against Gina Carano, or to speculate about what it might look like if Vin Diesel and The Rock conducted a semi-clandestine sexual affair (that last one requires some extrapolation outside the text of the movies, though not that much).
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Maybe it should be: Vin Da Rock
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I bow to your superior kung-fu.

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or even Vin D Rock and then have an indie rock band of the same name
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Lesbians in technology

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DimoKKKraps
Why is it that people who post political attack posts on the internet are so invested in pun-based namecalling? Why is it that puns are so rarely applied in the case of Obama namecalling?

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And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to:
There are three period pieces, two psychological interrogations of solitude, two films highlighting an investigation into systemic wrongdoing, and "Mad Max: Fury Road." Historically, the rule has been never to bet against the film with an explosive guitar player riding on a war machine, but I may be misremembering the plot of "The Bridge on the River Kwai."

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"The sword in my right hand is Dawn: the sword of my house, a sword forged from a fallen star. It is said to be perhaps the greatest sword that has ever been or ever will be forged by man."

"In my left hand, I hold my other sword: Clinky. It is also pretty good, I guess."

- Arthur Dayne

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Pet owners have demonstrably longer lifespans than those who live without furry friends, so enslave as many small mammals as your schedule and budget allow

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when a girl rides in with a 6 foot frame and Valyrian steel in your face, YOU GET SPRUNG
I love how Tormund flirts like
“Imma eat this chicken bone real loud at her”
“Don’t you want to say something ooorr-”
“Nah im just gonna eat like a bear and hope she’s into that”

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Ned Lannamann wrote:sexily tiny tusks

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