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I think it is awesome that supply side economics is alive and well. Screw reality and recent history! because we know the real truthiness: people like to be told trivial fixes exist!

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That makes me believe that the tipping point for Flash to become irrelevant is when the most-popular porn sites shift to HTML5. My “research” tells me that day isn’t far away.

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Ira Glass wrote:I'm going to shoot your penis off.
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HARDWARE COMPLEXITY IS GROWING
SOFTWARE COMMUNITY ARE WEENIES
HARDWARE COMMUNITY HAS GIVEN UP

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You forgot:

HARDWARE EXECUTIVES SAY (DAMN THE TORPEDOES) FULL STEAM AHEAD!!!
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http://kottke.org/10/11/big-cocktail-ice-cubes-at-home

It's clearly so important to have the accompanying text. To wit:
Speaking of ice cubes:

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come ride a real epic mount

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Muffbumpery! Cut and paste that a couple hundred times in TextEdit, then play it using text-to-speech. It's like sitting next to Stephen Hawking at a strip club!

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f you have (or are currently attending college in pursuit of) an engineering, law, computer science, medical or any other kind of degree that qualifies you to do something with a tangible effect on the world, this is not the column for you. You're not going to get anything out of it. Well, maybe some well-earned Schadenfreude at the expense of all the little grasshoppers who didn't till for winter, but aren't you above all that? Why don't you go somewhere and understand some math, asshole.

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Heh
OK, but $300,000 is not to be dismissed outright. That buys you a decent house in Oregon, a sweet parking spot in New York or an extravagant meal in Tokyo.
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“I know from my training and experience that strip clubs deal heavily in currency,” Kindred wrote.

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Her breasts were huge the way you think God's are huge.

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Remember, nobody's going to help you … except science

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rstevens wrote:If I were President, I would walk into every meeting with a Red Bull in one hand and the nuclear suitcase in the other. LET US NEGOTIATE.

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any person who tells you he or she truly “understands” Mitt Romney is either lying or a corporation

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First day of spring outfits.

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Years later, Schwarzenegger said, he was happy to be crowned the most muscular man in the world. But he was “at the same time very angry” because he knew that others could lift more. “So I am, of course, a big admirer of yours,” he said. “You are the real strongest men in the world. I thank you for your training and I thank you for being so powerful.”
So weird. Yet, so appropriate?

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