Mohtalim MOTD 2009

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Debt management is all well and good but there's a lot to be said for crushing one's enemies.

The enemy crushing aspect of travian is finally overtaking the sim city aspect...

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minus one awesome mustache

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probably inappropriate to carry in your pocket

Don't you do it all the time with your iPhone?

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for readers with the strength of character to mock the weak

What's the fun in that? It gets boring.

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I, for one, welcome our new fact-using overlords.

Yay, less than 24 more hours of Bush! Obama better get a whole bunch done in his first 100 days and I don't mean a whole bunch of yard work done on his house.

There was a disturbing statistic that Bush spent a full third of his days as President either going to, coming from or on "vacation" at his ranch or some other retreat.

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We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn

Dude, when can I get the beta?

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balls to the wall

It'd be nice if this applied to the banking execs overseeing the loss of billions and billions of dollars...

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Some would say "pocket." I say, "In my pants."

Is that an iPhone or a Touch in your pants?

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Clearly, we're too street - our thug mentality too 'hood.

Clearly, yo.

[Jonathan]

The FRIDGE dont like your stinky ass

I found this debug statement lying around in the code I am using. I didn't write it. It is awesome.

[Jonathan]

I fail to see the humor in the message.

GJ old boss: striking a blow against lame jokes sent to Reply All everywhere!

I have a new manager as of Friday!

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we should destroy each other less quickly

Any slower and I'll die of natural causes.

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the British are a little jealous of our built-in Constitutional capacity to deal with the zombie apocalypse

and they should be!

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puppyocracies OH MY GOODNESS WHO HAS THE BALANCE OF POWER AND SUCH A CUTE LITTLE NOSE

And when Pluto gets in office, we're back to a plutocracy?

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I'm not sure how one goes about getting a hold of Vin Diesel but if you see him could you let him know

Sure thing

[skanks]

Every love story deserves a happy finish

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using Powerpoint for evil

you could use web comics too: http://www.xkcd.com/569/

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I cannot whip a disco's ass by myself.

neither could the American Idols last week... Man, they should've just pretended the 70's didn't happen and skipped disco week.

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Chess: The CCG

I finally got a card I can play! Knight to C6, checkmate!

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time to liquidate non-performing assets and chew gum, but gum supplies are insufficient at this juncture

I believe this refers to Duke Nukem Never, but could also refer to someone's 401k or other portfolio.