Mohtalim MOTD 2008

[quantus]

Heh, you doubted me? That's exactly why it's not really a stretch for that channel. They'll go as far as the FCC will allow a regular cable channel.

Seriously, they'd do it if it wouldn't get blurred out, but since it would, they'll live with bikini models, no blurring and closeups.

[quantus]

I always thought vaginas impeded physics

They can get in the way of more than just physics.

[quantus]

Did you mean: winsauce

What's the secret in that sauce?

[quantus]

Pro: Blondest

How 'bout just "Pro: Hot Women"?

[Jonathan]

I'd think you of all people wouldn't conflate the two.

[quantus]

My response was more related to the request for hotness ratings...

not to be confused with the much less confrontational pocket breads

and definitely not to be confused with those yeasty bread bastards.

[quantus]

mediocrity goes a long way these days

It's how I get by.

[quantus]

I prefer if at least 90% of the woman is real

I guess this leaves room for minor plastic surgery while excluding video game babes... sounds good to me.

[quantus]

pernicious bigotry

I don't think our bigotry is particularly pernicious. We might pick on Vinny a lot for his belief that people are generally good, but he's still happily playing FFXI as if we've said nothing.

[quantus]

But anyway. IANAL. IAADBE.

Yeah yeah, prop 8 sucks. Leave us alone already.

IANAL is an interesting acronym. The person is saying they are not a lawyer, but subconsciously they are saying that they're ANAL just like a lawyer.

(Hell's bells, he's still going.)

I prefer that quote. I mean come on, he came up with 14 different schema.

But then what would the database engineers do all day?

[Jonathan]

pernicious bigotry

I don't think our bigotry is particularly pernicious.

Gorgeous young sluts would beg to differ!

That line is like the opposite of a spam subject line.

[quantus]

If I get my hand in *there*, you should sell me to the lesbians.

looking to stuff your girlfriend's stocking this Christmas

In honor of cyber-Monday, sexual innuendos are 2 for the price of 1.

[quantus]

it's when i have to think that the spiders get annoyed by the gerbils ruining their cobwebs...

Clearly, you need bigger spiders...

[Jonathan]

AUTOSOAP

I for one welcome our new automated overlords. I am excited about AUTOSOAP and hope its introduction is the herald of many new automations, like AUTOPANTS, AUTOEGGS, or AUTOCAT.

[quantus]

It's funny you mention this. We had a mass install of AUTOPAPERTOWEL. No AUTOSOAP yet, but I will be on the lookout for it now.

[quantus]

great for spreading culture (insane clown culture, which is the best kind!)

This reminds me of the weird clown that my wife was given at her bachelorette party.

[quantus]

My knowledge of Chinese culture suggests that they use kung fu to settle most of their problems.

heh, I've always thought this too. Movies are always right, right?

I wonder if we can get 5 more quotes before the new year so that we can go on to an 8th page...