Mohtalim MOTD 2008

[quantus]

And except for you guys playing Dwarf Fortress, we're all graphics whores to some degree or another.

Isn't the mere fact that Dwarf Fortress uses ASCII art mean that they're whoring to graphics at least a little? Now, blind Zork players are truly not graphics whores...

[Peijen]

I would so play DF more if they have better graphics ...

[Jonathan]

The graphics and UI was not a blocking factor for me. I did not care for the game design. It took too long to get going and the dwarfs, they are stupid.

[quantus]

Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu

Maybe... Probably not...

vaporizing the big guy with an A-bomb would only get rid of him for two days, after which he would return... radioactive.

[quantus]

a long period of laziness and despair

I'm like that, but without the despair.

[quantus]

galvanizing slacker-geniuses is part of their strategy

Where are the workaholic geniuses?

[quantus]

I've got so many cars I get stuck in my own traffic

Why do you need your own traffic. I'll give you some of ours. We've got some of the best quality traffic you can get on the west coast except for maybe LA.

[quantus]

Vader was framed

by who? what's the motive?

[quantus]

*a shiny new Australia for YOU*

http://www.x-rates.com/d/AUD/USD/graph120.html

Looking at the exchange rate trend recently, we might be able to buy a shiny new Australia...

[quantus]

Your country would be a lot nicer if you hadn't carried out that French-backed terrorist coup against your lawful government

Why would we ever listen to the French about government or war?

[Jonathan]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horr ... along-blog

ahem

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolution

ahem

Blame Ben Franklin?

[quantus]

We might've won without the French... We didn't need them. They were just followers as instanced from their own revolution a few years later. I bet Benedict Arnold blames Benjamin Franklin for inciting him along the path to traitorous infamy every day of the afterlife.

[Jonathan]

Ibis. Civilan gatling railgun. Honour tank.

Deconstructed for your viewing pleasure!
Ibis is the free noob ship all Caldari players get upon destruction of their existing ship. It is free as in worthless.
Civilian gatling railgun is the solitary gun that is fitted to an Ibis when a player receives it.
Honor tank is a joke invented to describe PvP ships with no means of sustaining damage after the clueless ebay exploits of this player who got his capital ship killed after leeroying into an invincible lowsec gatecamp with a mothership (since nerfed) with no means of sustaining any damage or keeping the target from fleeing. Specifically, you must fit Cargo Expanders to increase the volume of your cargo hold to hold all your honor.

The line is the answer an Eve content developer gave to the question, "What ship do you fly in PvP and how do you fit it?"

[quantus]

a socially acceptable way of looking at boobs

There were a couple other good motd's recently, but I've been slacking... oh well.

[Jonathan]

The sea be real confusin'

[quantus]

Vote

I got my "I Voted" sticker. Did you?

[quantus]

Yes We Can

... even in North Carolina, but by a margin less than the number of votes Bob Barr picked up.

http://maps.google.com/help/maps/electi ... 8_election

[quantus]

There is no charge for awesomeness.

Can I have some more then?

[quantus]

winners were announced by being painted onto naked women

Sounds like something they'd do on SPIKE tv.

[Jonathan]

Man, I cannot tell if you are joking or not. You are, of course, correct.

http://www.spike.com/video/bodypainted-girls/2920222