Mohtalim MOTD 2006

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:01 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:the only downside of marriage for a woman is the forgone opportunity for prostitution

from here
and linked here

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:52 pm

Nominee for MOTD: ( Link )

8-bit Theater wrote:I shot magic into their chromosomes until they turned inside-out. Evolution is my BITCH.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:38 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:"gleaming melons" and "glistening kumquats"

I'll post the discount shiv warehouse quote later.

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:52 pm

VLSmooth wrote:Nominee for MOTD: ( Link )

8-bit Theater wrote:I shot magic into their chromosomes until they turned inside-out. Evolution is my BITCH.

Am I the only one who wants to mangle that into: "I shot chromosomes into their magic [hole] until they turned inside-out. FOO is my bitch."

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue May 16, 2006 8:01 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Pickle Recognition Engine

I don't like sweet pickles.

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue May 16, 2006 8:41 pm

Sweet pickles suck my poo.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Tue May 16, 2006 8:52 pm

I hate pickles on all my burgers, but its acceptable in Cubans

I r weird

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue May 16, 2006 8:57 pm

mmm, pickle cigars

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:02 am

It's all about the banana peppers.

Anyone that disagrees is wrong.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:10 pm

VLSmooth wrote:It's all about the banana peppers.

Anyone that disagrees is wrong.

Last I checked, banana peppers are NOT pickles... What do peppers have to do with pickles other than that they both start with the letter 'p', have 6 letters and are vegetables? I'm pretty sure that banana peppers are not regular burger fixings given any reasonable burger, so that can't be the link. Are you smoking some of Dave's special pickle Cubans?

George · Post by **George** » Thu May 18, 2006 11:24 pm

The noun pickle typically refers to a cucumber that has been pickled. However, cucumbers are only one of many foods that can be pickled. Peppers (including the banana variety) can indeed be pickled, along with cauliflower, carrots, herring, tomatos, eggs, etc. Also, banana peppers can be placed on sandwiches and hamburgers. I think I may have done so, though I am having trouble recalling the context.

Note that this does not mean Vinny is any less wrong, just that Joe is also wrong.

I like most forms of pickled cucumbers, though I had some home-made sweet pickles that were god awful. I would argue that a chic-fil-a sandwich would not be nearly as good without the pickle.

I wonder how long we can co-opt this thread before one of the moderators bumps us to another one.

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri May 19, 2006 1:01 am

George wrote:I wonder how long we can co-opt this thread before one of the moderators bumps us to another one.

Like we care.

There is no Chic-Fil-A on the west coast! I am in withdrawal!

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:26 am

chic-fil-a is the bomb. too bad i've given up all fast food. there's multiple within 15 mins of here.

bob · Post by **bob** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:51 pm

Fuck your Chick-Fil-A. You've got Jack in the Box. All through the south, that shit is there whenever you need a sourdough jack at midnight. But up here in PA? Nowheres to be found!

George · Post by **George** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:55 pm

Dwindlehop wrote:
George wrote:I wonder how long we can co-opt this thread before one of the moderators bumps us to another one.
Like we care.

Lies! I've seen threads get moved before! Their blood is on your hands!
Not that I remember who moved them or why they were moved.

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:57 pm

I don't remember seeing Jack in the Box in Georgia or Florida. So Bob sucks.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri May 19, 2006 10:00 pm

Dwindlehop wrote:I don't remember seeing Jack in the Box in Georgia or Florida. So Bob sucks.

That would be because there are none:

http://www.jackinthebox.com/locations/i ... ?section=5

There are plenty out on the West Coast. 890 in California and 44 in Oregon.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri May 19, 2006 10:00 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Can I get a wut, wut?

NO

bob · Post by **bob** » Sat May 20, 2006 5:44 am

Dwindlehop wrote:I don't remember seeing Jack in the Box in Georgia or Florida. So Bob sucks.

Ok, so mostly in the south-left and such. And a few other states who are kind of cool.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu May 25, 2006 7:09 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:bleeper-bleeping snakes on a bleeper-bleeping plane

bleep the bleeping bleeper?