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Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:17 am
by Jonathan
There's a fantastic cultural thing in Portland. If you exercise it seems there is always a reward at the end of a beer. Every race, cycling event, or even if you get out of bed in the morning and you walk five feet—someone is going to give a beer to congratulate you for doing it! I've done races in Portland and at the end there's this big beer tent. I love it.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:47 pm
by Jonathan

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:07 am
by Jonathan
Thursday, September 18, 2014
[8:01:16 PM] madaam.monkey37: soo you busy?
[8:01:30 PM] Jonathan Pearce: noo
[8:02:01 PM] madaam.monkey37: hi how are u? im boored.. just wanted to chat to someone
[8:02:20 PM] Jonathan Pearce: do i know you?
[8:02:52 PM] madaam.monkey37: Im doing awesome just came back from the gym,still wet...what clothes you wearing now
[8:03:28 PM] Jonathan Pearce: cats, mostly
[8:03:52 PM] madaam.monkey37: hmmm thats hot, Im only wearing a t-shirt

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:56 am
by Jonathan
Ballout represents an X-ray view, looking through package down to the balls.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:43 pm
by Jonathan
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus

Flying dicks are the proper remedy for a case of invidia.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:37 am
by Jonathan
Alcohol.

Library.

ALCOHOL LIBRARY

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:50 am
by quantus
Scotch library? Or maybe that's just a section or wing? Is there an alcohol taxonomy?

A couple stabs at taxonomy:
http://www.alexreisner.com/misc/distilled-spirits
http://elementalmixology.blogspot.com/2 ... onomy.html

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:01 pm
by Jonathan
C: like Darth Vader, but he's a snake

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:27 am
by Jonathan
me wrote:Let's enumerate the popes
Pope I
The dickhead pope
Uh
That one pope
John
Ringo
Mary Anne
Yahtzee!

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:19 pm
by Jonathan
In its current incarnation, the Fast And Furious series essentially fulfills the promise of Sylvester Stallone’s Expendables movies, only without as much half-assed winking at itself. This is where action fans go to see what it would be like if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson fought Jason Statham, or to watch Michelle Rodriguez square off against Gina Carano, or to speculate about what it might look like if Vin Diesel and The Rock conducted a semi-clandestine sexual affair (that last one requires some extrapolation outside the text of the movies, though not that much).
Give the people what they want! Vin The Rock!

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:38 pm
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
In its current incarnation, the Fast And Furious series essentially fulfills the promise of Sylvester Stallone’s Expendables movies, only without as much half-assed winking at itself. This is where action fans go to see what it would be like if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson fought Jason Statham, or to watch Michelle Rodriguez square off against Gina Carano, or to speculate about what it might look like if Vin Diesel and The Rock conducted a semi-clandestine sexual affair (that last one requires some extrapolation outside the text of the movies, though not that much).
Give the people what they want! Vin The Rock!
Maybe it should be: Vin Da Rock

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:12 pm
by Jonathan
I bow to your superior kung-fu.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:59 pm
by quantus
or even Vin D Rock and then have an indie rock band of the same name

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:18 pm
by Jonathan
Lesbians in technology

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:51 pm
by Jonathan
DimoKKKraps
Why is it that people who post political attack posts on the internet are so invested in pun-based namecalling? Why is it that puns are so rarely applied in the case of Obama namecalling?

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:05 pm
by Jonathan
And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to:
There are three period pieces, two psychological interrogations of solitude, two films highlighting an investigation into systemic wrongdoing, and "Mad Max: Fury Road." Historically, the rule has been never to bet against the film with an explosive guitar player riding on a war machine, but I may be misremembering the plot of "The Bridge on the River Kwai."

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 11:35 pm
by Jonathan
"The sword in my right hand is Dawn: the sword of my house, a sword forged from a fallen star. It is said to be perhaps the greatest sword that has ever been or ever will be forged by man."

"In my left hand, I hold my other sword: Clinky. It is also pretty good, I guess."

- Arthur Dayne

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:11 pm
by Jonathan
Pet owners have demonstrably longer lifespans than those who live without furry friends, so enslave as many small mammals as your schedule and budget allow

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 5:50 am
by Jonathan
when a girl rides in with a 6 foot frame and Valyrian steel in your face, YOU GET SPRUNG
I love how Tormund flirts like
“Imma eat this chicken bone real loud at her”
“Don’t you want to say something ooorr-”
“Nah im just gonna eat like a bear and hope she’s into that”

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:39 pm
by Jonathan
Ned Lannamann wrote:sexily tiny tusks