Mohtalim MOTD 2009

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Okay tryin' to get more done so I can watch the Star Treks on account of if you don't you get kicked out of America at this point, I think.

Nah, that's just an urban myth. You can definitely skip the ones with Shatner.

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Cuter than a box of puppies.

and smarter too! Maybe not smarter than infinite monkeys though.

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Your money back if you take poison damage!

What do I get if I take cold damage?

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west losing to east skinny booth babes running wild!

Interesting way to introduce the reintroduction of the Pentium... Looks like this will never die...

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the four horsemen of impending economic malaise

http://www.semiaccurate.com/2009/06/01/ ... ll-itself/

So, nVidia might try to sell itself? Interesting. But to whom? Seems like march towards general purpose processors and ever greater integration is their undoing. They need an x86 processor in order to survive, but they're not gonna get it from Intel.

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like getting stabbed in the back voluntarily

you'll ... retain a smile on your face that will last a freakishly long time

yep, because you're dead...
The shock of putting a G down on just a processor will kill you!

Dude, that article sucked. Why'd you even waste my time with finding it and reading it.

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WARNING! This is extremely hazardous to your sanity

Can't break what you don't have.

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### COMPLETE HACK JOB

You're lucky you got the comment as a sorta apology...

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Introducing "Thanks For Giving Me a Job" Day

What day is it? I'll celebrate it.

[Jonathan]

Actual intranet headline! I am pretty sure it is every day and you celebrate by working unpaid overtime.

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Actual intranet headline! I am pretty sure it is every day and you celebrate by working unpaid overtime.

Oh, hrmmm, that sounds like work not a celebration.

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Memory RAM is the best RAM.

Is there another kind?

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There's nothing a guy with a moustache hates more than a guy with a much better moustache.

I was gonna post something a bit more nsfw, but decided this one was amusing enough to settle with.

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allowing them to spend more time having fun, and less time being on fire shouting “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

http://www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&bid=673

Yes, we know, you want more people to play EVE with you.

This wasn't so comforting:

getting your newbie ship horribly blown up (ok so I lied, you will spend a little time on fire).

[Jonathan]

The MOTD very clearly says "less time being on fire" and not "zero time being on fire."

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prepare for a higher than normal amount of gibberish

always prepared, especially if I have a glass of wine

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Rock. Harder.

Owww. It hurts!

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friends with health benefits

Are they mutually exclusive from friends with benefits?

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I'm back. In pog form.

Martin or the Phatmaster? If the later, it may help propel you to the top of search listings and displace the pretenders like this

[Jonathan]

I have strong feelings about what Batman would or would NOT do in any given situation.

Funny story: I pasted this into a work IM because I thought I had something else in my cut buffer.

This is an odd statement to explain.