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The Onion wrote:“Yeah, take that moon! Let’s see how much you like it when we orbit you for a change!”

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“It’s an insult that this president doesn’t trust American law enforcement to undermine his political rivals.”
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Sometimes, there's a joke, well, it's the joke for this time and place.

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Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.

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Jonathan wrote:
Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.
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This is so true. Hiding behind the first amendment and allowing loudmouths and bullies to prevail is extremely bad for society. We already have an allowance for religion to do this which isn't great.
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This is the classiest comment section I have ever experienced. Everyone should treat themselves to a Fig Newton and crisp pat on the back.

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co-worker, to someone else wrote:Saw you're [promoted] now – congratudolences!

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my friend Mark wrote:Well, I have Prepared Myself for my new life as a shut-in with a run to Best Buy. Monitor upgrade, webcam acquisition, and a gaming headset called "HyperX Cloud Stinger" because fuck clouds I guess?

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It’s just the latest example that the portrayals of the president as a clown only end up insulting actual clowns, who probably don’t deserve the abuse.

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Jonathan wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:46 pm
It’s just the latest example that the portrayals of the president as a clown only end up insulting actual clowns, who probably don’t deserve the abuse.
Dear Clowns,
Please give this President some lessons on being Presidential. It can't hurt at this point and I give up.
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Youtube comments wrote:When life gives you Lenins, you make leninade.

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Yeah, 2020 has used absolutely zero lube so far.

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So in order to survive a meteor impact, the dinosaurs moved underground. Clever.

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Clickhole wrote:Lunch…such a special fucking time. Be sure to savor that food, motherfuckers, for lunch only comes but once a day. Fuckin’ savor it.

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Clickhole wrote:Even though it feels like there’s no way this could be true, it’s somehow it’s time to feed yourself for the third fucking time today.

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An old Soviet joke: “What doesn’t buzz and doesn’t fit in your ass? A Soviet machine for buzzing inside your ass.”
GPT3, make me a Trump joke using this prompt.

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