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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:30 pm

every rap needs to start with "this beat is trash"

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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:12 pm

WiFi SSID near my apartment wrote:2 Girls 1 Router
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:26 pm

Best joke I ever heard when they first released pictures of him as Aquaman
“They’re going to be clearing up a common misconception of the character, his powers are actually that he can telepathically communicate with every member of Phish”
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:47 pm

Now comes the part where I ruin your life forever by introducing you to the concept of perianal sweat. That's when perspiration from the area immediately surrounding your nether orifice drips down into your briefs, rapidly turning your entire package into a sweltering biohazard.

Epidemiologists insist that this happens to everyone, even if you won your high school's "driest anus" award four years running.
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:04 am

Shoes. They're like hats for your feet.
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:16 pm

The Onion wrote:“I’ve always said that cargo shorts signal virility.”
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:56 pm

you can’t fight tribalism with a tribe

This didn't come from a good article, but that doesn't make it any less true.
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:12 pm

Fears of Republican Power Grab in Michigan Fade as Governor Vetoes Bill

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/28/us/m ... -veto.html

That's a stand-up dude.
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:00 am

Were you afraid you would blend in, and no one would be able to tell you from the water bottle?

That’s always a fear that you have to have. You’ve got to angle yourself and your bottles just right.

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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:17 am

Adefining trait of Donald Trump—and, thereby, of Trumpism—has been abiding avarice frustrated by an equal level of incompetence.

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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:26 pm

Throughout Captain Marvel, Carol goes through phases of self-doubt similar to Holly Golightly’s. But unlike Cat, Goose isn’t trying to detach from the madness. Goose is the madness.
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