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Postby Jonathan » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:04 pm

Patrick's job was to probe corporate networks for vulnerabilities to a malware attack known as a "sequel injection," which overwhelms the victim's system with meaningless commands until the system gives up and defaults to using the malicious code.

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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Sun Sep 25, 2016 5:53 pm

Your email inbox will be overloaded with possible sex dates!


Nothing can possibly go wrong with this proposal.
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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:28 pm

Ann Coulter wrote:If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting,

there wouldn't be any fucking people in this goddamn country.
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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:38 pm

I should be happy with the Murky buff but even that is not enough to assuage what the stupid Americans did.
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Re: fail thread

Postby quantus » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:18 pm

Jonathan wrote:
I should be happy with the Murky buff but even that is not enough to assuage what the stupid Americans did.

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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:44 pm

I had huge hopes Ryzen would allow me to have ECC and OC support in one chip.


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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Thu Apr 20, 2017 3:19 pm

A veteran of the tech industry, Diangelo got his start as a Cobalt programmer in the 1970s.


The Verge, I thought you were better than this.
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Re: fail thread

Postby quantus » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:02 pm

Jonathan wrote:
A veteran of the tech industry, Diangelo got his start as a Cobalt programmer in the 1970s.


The Verge, I thought you were better than this.

Ewww. You know, that might actually be good for Diangelo, since you know, why would you want to be associated with having programmed in COBOL?
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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:34 pm

The Guardian wrote:The sandwich is a national pastime of modest expectations, remorselessly fulfilled.
Yeesh. Harsh much?
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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:39 pm

Outsiders are so eager to turn the basin’s power into cryptocurrency that this winter, several would-be miners from Asia flew their private jet into the local airport, took a rental car to one of the local dams, and, according to a utility official, politely informed staff at the dam visitors center, “We want to see the dam master because we want to buy some electricity.”

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Postby Jonathan » Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:39 am

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Nevertheless, in 2016, Smith voted for Trump. He had been mostly indifferent to Trump’s anti-immigrant invective on the campaign trail; the rhetoric didn’t resonate with him personally, but it didn’t alienate him, either. “My kids were getting to an age where they’d be going to work, so the economy was the major issue for my family,” he told me. “It’s the things that affect us the most that we vote on. And immigration didn’t really affect me before. But then this raid happened.”
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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:47 pm

"...in this existential void where nothing is certain and this Universe is doomed to spontaneously end, counting is fun,” said Helicopter_Ballsack.
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Re: fail thread

Postby Jonathan » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:24 pm

X-but-make-it-slutty version of a symbol of women’s state-sanctioned oppression

https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/0 ... e-yep.html
Sexy Handmaiden's costume
smh
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Re: fail thread

Postby quantus » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:36 pm

Anyone who was truly surprised by a racy take on Handmaid’s Tale has clearly not been paying attention to the ever-expanding power of the sexy-Halloween-costume industrial complex. At this point, entire sites are devoted to churning out sensual versions of the uniforms of entirely mundane occupations, and it should go without saying that the sites wouldn’t exist unless someone was buying from them.

Maybe it's men buying it for their mistresses? In which case, the Handmaid's Tale costume is a bit too on the nose?

the transformation of Halloween into an entirely consumerist holiday predicated on selling people costumes, alcohol, and candy.

Clearly, I've been going to the wrong Halloween parties...
There can be no ethical Halloween under capitalism

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