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Patrick's job was to probe corporate networks for vulnerabilities to a malware attack known as a "sequel injection," which overwhelms the victim's system with meaningless commands until the system gives up and defaults to using the malicious code.

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Your email inbox will be overloaded with possible sex dates!
Nothing can possibly go wrong with this proposal.

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Ann Coulter wrote:If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting,
there wouldn't be any fucking people in this goddamn country.

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I should be happy with the Murky buff but even that is not enough to assuage what the stupid Americans did.

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Jonathan wrote:
I should be happy with the Murky buff but even that is not enough to assuage what the stupid Americans did.
It wasn't me
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I had huge hopes Ryzen would allow me to have ECC and OC support in one chip.


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A veteran of the tech industry, Diangelo got his start as a Cobalt programmer in the 1970s.
The Verge, I thought you were better than this.

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Jonathan wrote:
A veteran of the tech industry, Diangelo got his start as a Cobalt programmer in the 1970s.
The Verge, I thought you were better than this.
Ewww. You know, that might actually be good for Diangelo, since you know, why would you want to be associated with having programmed in COBOL?
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The Guardian wrote:The sandwich is a national pastime of modest expectations, remorselessly fulfilled.
Yeesh. Harsh much?

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Outsiders are so eager to turn the basin’s power into cryptocurrency that this winter, several would-be miners from Asia flew their private jet into the local airport, took a rental car to one of the local dams, and, according to a utility official, politely informed staff at the dam visitors center, “We want to see the dam master because we want to buy some electricity.”

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Nevertheless, in 2016, Smith voted for Trump. He had been mostly indifferent to Trump’s anti-immigrant invective on the campaign trail; the rhetoric didn’t resonate with him personally, but it didn’t alienate him, either. “My kids were getting to an age where they’d be going to work, so the economy was the major issue for my family,” he told me. “It’s the things that affect us the most that we vote on. And immigration didn’t really affect me before. But then this raid happened.”

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"...in this existential void where nothing is certain and this Universe is doomed to spontaneously end, counting is fun,” said Helicopter_Ballsack.

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X-but-make-it-slutty version of a symbol of women’s state-sanctioned oppression
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Sexy Handmaiden's costume
smh

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Anyone who was truly surprised by a racy take on Handmaid’s Tale has clearly not been paying attention to the ever-expanding power of the sexy-Halloween-costume industrial complex. At this point, entire sites are devoted to churning out sensual versions of the uniforms of entirely mundane occupations, and it should go without saying that the sites wouldn’t exist unless someone was buying from them.
Maybe it's men buying it for their mistresses? In which case, the Handmaid's Tale costume is a bit too on the nose?
the transformation of Halloween into an entirely consumerist holiday predicated on selling people costumes, alcohol, and candy.
Clearly, I've been going to the wrong Halloween parties...
There can be no ethical Halloween under capitalism
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You wants the short but memorable relations.
Dear spammer:
I think you're impugning my stamina?
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I, for example, almost came unglued yesterday when my roommate turned the oven to 450 degrees to bake a single beet.

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Though it was hardly his intention, no president has caused more Americans to stop denying the existence of racism than Donald Trump.
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David Frum wrote:An ex-conservative friend of mine told me a story about a conversation she had with someone who remained much more active in the conservative movement. The active conservative had raged about “liberal elites” until finally my friend could stand it no longer: “You went to law school. Why aren’t you an elite?” The active conservative paused, reflected, and then answered, “Well, what do you want me to call the people I hate?”
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