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every rap needs to start with "this beat is trash"

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WiFi SSID near my apartment wrote:2 Girls 1 Router

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Best joke I ever heard when they first released pictures of him as Aquaman
“They’re going to be clearing up a common misconception of the character, his powers are actually that he can telepathically communicate with every member of Phish”

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Now comes the part where I ruin your life forever by introducing you to the concept of perianal sweat. That's when perspiration from the area immediately surrounding your nether orifice drips down into your briefs, rapidly turning your entire package into a sweltering biohazard.

Epidemiologists insist that this happens to everyone, even if you won your high school's "driest anus" award four years running.

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Shoes. They're like hats for your feet.

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The Onion wrote: “I’ve always said that cargo shorts signal virility.”

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you can’t fight tribalism with a tribe
This didn't come from a good article, but that doesn't make it any less true.

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Fears of Republican Power Grab in Michigan Fade as Governor Vetoes Bill

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/28/us/m ... -veto.html

That's a stand-up dude.

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Were you afraid you would blend in, and no one would be able to tell you from the water bottle?

That’s always a fear that you have to have. You’ve got to angle yourself and your bottles just right.

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Adefining trait of Donald Trump—and, thereby, of Trumpism—has been abiding avarice frustrated by an equal level of incompetence.

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Throughout Captain Marvel, Carol goes through phases of self-doubt similar to Holly Golightly’s. But unlike Cat, Goose isn’t trying to detach from the madness. Goose is the madness.

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Anandtech wrote:

Code: Select all

AnandTech		Cores			BaseFreq	TurboFreq	L3Cache	TDP	Price
Platinum 9282	56 C /112 T	2.6 GHz	3.8 GHz	77.0 MB	400 W	arm
Platinum 9242	48 C / 96 T	2.3 GHz	3.8 GHz	71.5 MB	350 W	leg
Platinum 9222	32 C / 64 T	2.3 GHz	3.7 GHz	71.5 MB	250 W	foot
Platinum 9221	32 C / 64 T	2.1 GHz	3.7 GHz	71.5 MB	250 W	kidney

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Jonathan wrote:
Anandtech wrote:

Code: Select all

AnandTech		Cores			BaseFreq	TurboFreq	L3Cache	TDP	Price
Platinum 9282	56 C /112 T	2.6 GHz	3.8 GHz	77.0 MB	400 W	arm
Platinum 9242	48 C / 96 T	2.3 GHz	3.8 GHz	71.5 MB	350 W	leg
Platinum 9222	32 C / 64 T	2.3 GHz	3.7 GHz	71.5 MB	250 W	foot
Platinum 9221	32 C / 64 T	2.1 GHz	3.7 GHz	71.5 MB	250 W	kidney
Huh, a kidney costs less than a foot? Or about the same? Not sure what the actual difference between the last 2 skews are from what's listed...
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Your second kidney is really just a backup. Whereas if you give up an arm, leg, or a foot you will need to make actual adjustments to your life.
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I do not normally watch Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show, but when the fate of the Earth is at stake, I make an exception.
Right in the hairy edge between awesome and fail.

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0% bikini girls
0% supercars
0% alchools
100%horses

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Jonathan wrote:
0% bikini girls
0% supercars
0% alchools
100%horses
My middle child would love that!
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Beware the Derp State!

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Friend: what is your spirit animal?
Me: Donald Glover in a lion onesie
As funny as it is true.

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Removed code that caused crashes and kept code that doesn't cause crashes

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