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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:30 pm

every rap needs to start with "this beat is trash"

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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:12 pm

WiFi SSID near my apartment wrote:2 Girls 1 Router
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:26 pm

Best joke I ever heard when they first released pictures of him as Aquaman
“They’re going to be clearing up a common misconception of the character, his powers are actually that he can telepathically communicate with every member of Phish”
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:47 pm

Now comes the part where I ruin your life forever by introducing you to the concept of perianal sweat. That's when perspiration from the area immediately surrounding your nether orifice drips down into your briefs, rapidly turning your entire package into a sweltering biohazard.

Epidemiologists insist that this happens to everyone, even if you won your high school's "driest anus" award four years running.
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:04 am

Shoes. They're like hats for your feet.
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Re: daily awesome

Postby Jonathan » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:16 pm

The Onion wrote:“I’ve always said that cargo shorts signal virility.”
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